Elvis Has Left: Your One-Stop Shop For “Jeff Goldblum Dies” News

A quick perusal of my blog stats from yesterday revealed that apparently, six people found Elvis Has Left by searching for the phrase “did jeff goldblum die”.

I’m surprised that six people even searched for this random phrase in a given day, let alone worked their way to the fourth or fifth page of Google results to stumble across a post on here that happened to mention Jeff Goldblum and “dying” in two separate unrelated sentences. Basically, people aren’t just casually poking around for news about Jeff Goldblum’s theoretical death, they’re doing extensive, effortful online research about it.

I therefore promise you, Googlers, that if Jeff Goldblum ever dies, I will DEFINITELY post about it on this website (he is, after all, from Pittsburgh). Then I will make fun of Hal Gill. Deal?

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