Dan At 10:40 pm: Hey Dan.
Dan At 10:10 pm: AHHH! Who are you?
Dan At 10:40 pm: I’m you, thirty minutes in the future. I traveled back in time after the Steelers game ended.
Dan At 10:10 pm: Wha…Why? How?? Also, what would happen if we like made out–
Dan At 10:40 pm: SILENCE! I have come to tell you news from the future.
Dan At 10:10 pm: Why are you speaking like a God? You’re still me.
Dan At 10:40 pm: I am here to tell you that the Steelers will barely escape this game with a 6-point victory after a Bengal drops a fourth down pass that could’ve put them inside the Steelers’ 5 with a chance to win the game in the final minute, and you will be extremely relieved when this happens.
Dan At 10:10 pm: What?? This game??? Hahaha, silly Me, I’ve been watching this game for three quarters and one minute, and the Steelers are completely dominating on offense, defense, and special teams and they’re leading by 20 points against a broken-down quarterback and an offense that’s sputtered all night.