Kyle McLaren Fails Physical; Saves Flyers Embarrassment Of Dressing Kyle McLaren

Flyers Trade Deadline acquisition Kyle McLaren failed his physical yesterday and will be returned to the San Jose Sharks(‘s minor league team). Which is the most likely explanation for this occurring?

A) McLaren’s muscles have atrophied from not playing an NHL game in over a year.

B) McLaren tore his shoulder excitedly reaching for his phone when it actually rang on Trade Dealine Day.

C) The Flyers team doctor — knowing that McLaren is an ex power play specialist with precisely 10 power play goals in his entire thirteen-year career and that the Flyers would be better off with four skaters on the ice at any given time than to actually dress and start McLaren in the playoffs — forged the results of the physical.

At the risk of openly speculating with no actual inside information at my disposal, the answer is C.

(via Empty Netters)


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