Troy Polamalu’s Annual Injury To Be Blamed On Madden 2010 Cover

Troy Polamalu is on the cover of Madden 2010 opposite Larry Fitzgerald — nice to see that EA managed to account for Fitzgerald’s explosiveness, unlike the Steelers’ secondary:

madden-coverHere’s a philosophical question: If Troy Polamalu gets injured every season already, does the Madden Curse mean he won’t get injured this year? Or does it mean that he’ll set himself on fire and fall off Mount Washington onto a bed of cancer-tipped spikes?

Let’s just play it safe and keep him away from any motorcycles this season. And photographs of motorcycles. And any other moving vehicles. And the movie Cars. And especially Richard Scarry’s Cars And Trucks And Things That Go.

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