GAME FIVE: Red Wings A Lot, Pens Not A Lot

I missed Game Five to attend a friend’s wedding in New Jersey. I agonized about this decision all week, and before the reception, I planned a getaway route back to our walking-distance hotel and planned to catch from the second period on (my route included kneeing the father of the bride in the groom for good measure), but increasingly profane texts from my friends combined with increasingly delicious food at the wedding made the decision rather easy. Upon watching the highlights, I’m glad to know that my decision to not watch the game probably bought me an extra two years on the end of my life, which is cool.

The Pens did not play awesomely. There’s your analysis. It’s why I do this, folks.

Also, as I mentioned in the Game Four recap, to all the people thinking the Red Wings might be tired with the grueling series schedule: robots do not require sleep.

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2 Responses to “GAME FIVE: Red Wings A Lot, Pens Not A Lot”

  1. Pittsburgh Fan Says:

    I hope you still kneed the father of the bride in the groom in frustration!!

  2. Dan Hopper Says:

    That would be an angry, ‘eff this series’ typo on ‘groin,’ which I will leave because it’s way funnier than the intended joke would have been.

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