Penguins Re-Sign Craig Adams To 2-Year Deal, Literally Win Cup Again

The Penguins literally won the Stanley Cup again today by re-signing fourth-line forward Craig Adams to a two-year deal.

Ray Shero was cautiously optimistic about the signing, proclaiming “With this move, we have literally just won the Stanley Cup again, which is awesome.”

The city of Pittsburgh has planned another Stanley Cup victory parade to honor the Adams signing, scheduled for Thursday, July 2nd. Five million people are definitely attending.

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One Response to “Penguins Re-Sign Craig Adams To 2-Year Deal, Literally Win Cup Again”

  1. Damian Says:

    Screw Scuds, Adams is “The Piece.”

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