Making fun of angry commenters on the Post-Gazette’s PBC Blog is like shooting angry fish in a barrel of repetitiveness, but the following comment, on a post entitled “Pirates’ moves pared $7.3 million,” is just pure, mindlessly-angry internet gold:
OH SNAP! You are not the president of the Pirates but in fact the president of BULL CRAP!!! BUUUUUULLLL CRAAAAAAAPPP!!!! Nanny nanny boo booooo!! LOLOLOLOL
“Steve Coonelly,” for the record, is a combination of Frank Coonelly and Steve Coogan, the British comic actor. He has split his time between running the Pirates and starring in Night At The Museum sequels. He also just got SERVED with logic!