Rocket-Butt Timmons Re-Injured In Practice

Bad News: Linebacker Lawrence Timmons returned to practice for the first time in three weeks, then left the field after re-injuring his ankle.

Good News: I found this quote about Timmons while poking back through the Sports Illustrated NFL Season Preview issue:

“He has rockets in his butt,” says defensive end Brett Keisel.

Not “Rockets in his legs?” Would rockets in your butt even be a good thing? I’m just picturing some Steeler fan-child’s weird crayon drawing of Timmons with a rocket up his ass hanging on a fridge somewhere…

Here’s wishing Rocket-Butt Timmons a full and speedy recovery.


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