Penguins Give Up On Chris Bourque After Only Twenty Chances


The Penguins have placed forward Chris Bourque on waivers.

If he goes unclaimed by noon Saturday, they plan to send him to their farm team in Wilkes-Barre.

Bourque has no goals, three assists and a plus-minus rating of minus-4 in 20 games with the Penguins.

Other people unclaimed by NHL teams: Eric Lindros. Michal Sivek. Brian Dennehy. Abigail Breslin. House, M.D. The Mister Rodgers Statue. Any Unicorn.

Why the random list of names? Because these people also have zero goals this year.

I’m gonna go way out on a limb, then wait for that limb to grow a little so I’m even more out on that limb, then duct tape a homemade limb extension to it and venture out on that, and say that the Pens will probably fine without Chris Bourque.



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