Scientific Proof The Falcons Will Beat The Steelers This Weekend

Mysterious New York Post prognosticating entity “Hondo” has returned for another season of in-yo-face weekly NFL picks:

Ready to have your football fortunes hiked? I am ready for that.

After no doubt scouting training camps and breaking down thousands of hours of game film, Hondo has declared this in-depth prediction for the Steelers/Falcons opener this Sunday:

Falcons over Steelers: No Genital Ben for Pitt means Matty Ice and the Falcs should have a ball.

Crap. Hard to argue with that logic. Better luck next week, Steelers!

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One Response to “Scientific Proof The Falcons Will Beat The Steelers This Weekend”

  1. Mark W Says:

    This one is my favorite: “Browns over Buccaneers: Salt Lake City has been named the least-stressed-out city in the U.S., which is surprising. You’d think the male portion of the population of the city would be under tremendous stress with all those wives to please.”

    Yeah, I see the connection.

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