My Plan Is To Not Ever Have Sex With Christina Hendricks

Can you really call something your “plan” when it’s absolutely your only option?

GM: No plans to trade Mike Ribeiro

TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. — Dallas Stars general manager Joe Nieuwendyk ended months of speculation, telling center Mike Ribeiro that the plan is for him to stay with the team.

Ribeiro, whose production dropped last season after having led the Stars in scoring in both 2007-08 and 2008-09, had been a fixture of the NHL trade rumor mill this offseason.

“I reassured him that I have no intentions of moving him,” Nieuwendyk said. “I think he was worried about it. There was speculation out there that he was going to be moved any day.

“We the Dallas Stars have decided that we would absolutely love to keep Mike Ribeiro on our team, a decision that has nothing to do with shopping him really really hard this past offseason and realizing that no team in their right mind would trade anything to take on the remaining 3 years and $15 mil on the contract of a 30-year-old forward coming off a 19-goal season in which he missed 16 games. That is the plan that we have decided, and boy oh boy are we excited by it.”

In a related story, Rangers GM Glen Sather has announced that the Rangers’ plan for the foreseeable future is to not trade Wade Redden and his remaining 4-year, $6.5 mil annual cap hit.


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One Response to “My Plan Is To Not Ever Have Sex With Christina Hendricks”

  1. brouhahasports Says:

    First off, I really like the title and header shot on the blog. Very well done.

    Second, yes, the contract he has is silly for anybody to take on !

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